The Illusionist

Come one, Come all
Ladies and Gentlemen don’t be afraid
You are about to witness the greatest performance on stage
They call me the Illusionist and I am prepared to astound
With feats so incredible, you’ll find yourself dumbfound

For my first trick, I will make the votes you cast double
I will win these elections with no sign of trouble

Now, please check that there is nothing up my sleeves
But with a quick sleight of hand, I will have all of you deceived

Before your very eyes, I will make all this tax money disappear
But for many of you, none of this will be clear

Next, I will be sawing all the opposition in half
Unfortunately though, I will not be putting them back

Watch closely as I am able to control what the media portrays
I will have the masses not knowing what to say

So come one and all
I promise there is more to see
For I am the Illusionist
Amazing as can be